Zelda is Scary

from Do Something Cool by Alex Retro

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I get so freaked out by the Poes in the graveyard
Everyone knows that this game isn't too hard
I got a different problem because it's so scary
The screeching wolfos scare the tunic off of me

Zelda is scary
Zelda is scary
Zelda is scary and I'm not gonna lie

Zelda is scary
Zelda is scary
Zelda only a few more hearts til I die

I get attacked by ReDeads and then I wanna cry
Then I see a Dead Hand and I just wanna die
Lizalfos and Like Likes and some flamin' keese
How on earth am I supposed to beat Shadow Link

Zelda is scary
Zelda is scary
Zelda is scary and I'm not gonna lie

Zelda is scary
Zelda is scary
Zelda only a few more hearts til I die

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from Do Something Cool, released March 8, 2016
Alex Retro - Rhythm guitar and vocals
Morgan Boyd - Lead guitar lines and additional vocals

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