Santa Showdown

from Santa Showdown [Single] by Alex Retro

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I went to the mall to finish my shopping
And this is what I saw, it was honestly shocking
A couple of Santas, they got into a fight
Trying to decide who'd take a snack break that night
(Who'd take a snack break that night?)

It was a Santa showdown
The latest talk of the town
It was a Santa showdown
Everyone gather round

It was a Santa showdown
And now they're both on the ground
It was a Santa showdown
Who's gonna take home the crown?

They started throwing fists and bottles of Coors Light
Mostly they missed, they were so drunk that night
These couple of Santas, they really hate their jobs
The kids are all brats and the parents are snobs
(Those stupid parents are all snobs)

It was a Santa showdown
The latest talk of the town
It was a Santa showdown
Everyone gather round

It was a Santa showdown
And now they're both on the ground
It was a Santa showdown
Who's gonna take home the crown?

Who's gonna take home the crown?
It was a Santa showdown
Who's gonna take home the crown?
It was a Satna showdown
Who's gonna take it home?
It was a Santa showdown

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from Santa Showdown [Single], released December 20, 2022
Written, recorded, and performed by Alex Retro

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