Gift Exchange

from Never Snows In Florida EP by Alex Retro

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Alex Retro - Vocals and Guitar
Written by Alex Retro

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It's that time again
Christmas white elephant
That awkward gift exchange
The results just might seem strange

You're a dude and you got a lingerie set
I heard that it was brought by your ex
I'm a cat person but I got a bag of dogfood!
The vegan got the 3 meat sampler
The lactoid wound up with cheese cobbler
Grandpa didn't exactly want a coloring book!

Everybody's so confused
These gifts will never be used
What a waste of our time and our money
We do this just because we think it's funny

It's that time again
Christma white elephant
That awkward gift exchange
The results just might seem strange to you!

The axe murderer got a brand new axe
Everybody watch your backs!
Who invited him to the party anyway?
Teenage lobotomy got a mood ring
He never even feels anything
The crystal in the middle doesn't change

Everybody's so confused
These gifts will never be used
What a waste of our time and our money
We do this just because we think it's funny

It's that time again
Christmas white elephant
That awkward gift exchange
The results just might seem strange to you!

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from Never Snows In Florida EP, released November 27, 2012
Alex Retro - Vocals and Guitar
Written by Alex Retro

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