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I don’t mind doing my chores
Washing dishes, laundry galore
Taking out the trash each week for sure, for sure
But I can’t stand going to the place
Where I can’t find a parking space
Giant shopping carts in my face no more, no more
Everywhere I turn I’m in somebody’s way
Cancel my membership today
Please, please, please, please
Don’t make me go out to Costco (2x)
Must escape as fast as I can
Past the cashier and the door man
Through the parking lot mayhem no more, no more
Every week I dread returning here again
Please make my shopping nightmare end
Please, please, please, please
Don’t make me go out to Costco (4x)
Out to Costco, out to Costco, out to Costco
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The Gungans - JNCO Jeans
01:48
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When I saw them at the mall
Knew I had to have them all
Every pair was calling out to me
Baggy fit was so extreme
Like a 1990’s dream
Graffiti style embroideries
Everyone will know I’m cool
When I wear them to school
And I can’t wait to steal the scene
In my JNCO Jeans (JNCO Jeans)
My JNCO Jeans (JNCO Jeans)
My JNCO Jeans (JNCO Jeans)
All the Korn fans will know what I mean
Pants that cover up my shoes
Are the best style I could choose
Suburban denim luxury
Now I walk with confidence
As long as I don’t trip
I know I’ll be king of the scene
In my JNCO Jeans (JNCO Jeans)
My JNCO Jeans (JNCO Jeans)
My JNCO Jeans (JNCO Jeans)
All the Limp Bizkit fans know what I mean
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The Gungans - Neo Geo
01:36
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1990 was the year the AES came out
Arcade games for home play was something I dreamed about
The price tag was too high
It made me wanna cry
I promised that someday I’d get one anyway, or try
I want a Neo Geo
To relive my childhood dreams
I want a Neo Geo
It’s the home console supreme
2-D fighters, beat ‘em ups and side-scrollers galore
24-bit graphics, it’s the one I’m waiting for
Now I have to choose
How much money to lose
For the chance to own the coolest console I could use
I want a Neo Geo
To create my own arcade
I want a Neo Geo
The best system ever made
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Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
In my living room where all is well
Flip my TV on again
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon Jinn
Watch them have a battle with
Double saber wielding Sith
You might think it’s total trash
But I like to watch Sebula crash
I’m the fanboy menace
I’m back again
I’m the fanboy menace
You might call it a sin
But I’m not mad at Lucas, I’ve got better things to do
And deep down we all know that Jar Jar is smarter than you
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Alex Retro - Darth Mall
01:30
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My buddy told his dad
He don’t wanna be a Jedi
He’s too punk for that
And he’d rather be a bad guy
We were at the mall, he bought a jet black cloak
And a red lightsaber, I hope that it’s a joke
Went to the darth mall (4x)
Growing up is tough
When your friends start turning evil
I finally had enough
When he force-choked all those people
I thought we’d both go to the Jedi Knight Academy
Now I just hope he gets on the good side of history
Went to the darth mall (5x)
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I’ve heard the deep space pilots talk about them
They live on the moons of Iego I believe
If I open up my heart, would you walk in?
And promise me you’ll never leave
The most beautiful creatures in the entire universe
Someday I’ll fly away if Watto’s not adverse
Are you an angel?
I thought you had to have been
From the first time I laid eyes on you and felt my heart poundin’
Are you an angel?
I knew you had to be one
Ever since I saw you radiate that day in the twin suns
Are you an angel?
I thought you had to have been
From the first time I laid eyes on you and felt my heart poundin’
Are you an angel?
I knew you had to be one
Ever since I saw you radiate that day in the twin suns
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Alex Retro Florida
Solo work from Atomic Treehouse frontman Alex Retro!
alexretromusic@gmail.com
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